We all have that one friend that is out there Eat, Pray, Loving life. Spreading love and too many chicken soup for the soul mantra’s that we’ve lost count, right? You’ve probably even seen some motivating quotes and articles here.
This is not one of them.
A new culture of demotivational reality is upon us. In China, we call it 毒(dú)鸡(jī)汤(tāng), which literally means toxic chicken soup.
A complete 180 from the inspiring and shall we say, traditional chicken soup, 毒(dú)鸡(jī)汤(tāng), this new reality is fierce and dare I say, hilarious. They will leave you speechless, maybe even a little enlightened, and definitely provide a laugh or two.
So let’s get to it…
The best thing to do first thing in the morning is go right back to sleep.
1. Go to the gym
2. Take 500 pictures
3. Post a different one every day
4. Never go to the gym again
The best things in life are actually really expensive.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it’s finally f**king over.
I worked out for an hour and all I lost was 60 minutes.
If you never believe in yourself, you’ll never let yourself down!
The best part of being single is that the only person who is disappointed when you take your clothes off is you.
Your future depends on your dreams.
So go to sleep.
Later is the best time to do anything.
With the stress and negativity that can often come with life, these demotivational quotes can often relieve some of the pressure providing a palm to the face, a snort from the nose, and good ‘ole deep belly laugh.
Bring on the positive energy.
What are some of the best demotivational quotes you’ve ever heard?
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